Definitions by Heezy P.

scissoring off the turtle head 

When you are taking a shit, it's the last little pieces to come out.

Dude 1: Cmon' bro, let's hit the clubs.

Dude 2 (taking massive dump): One sec, man, I'm scissoring off the turtle head.

scissoring off the turtle head by Heezy P. March 16, 2014