Mellons

A term to refer to Bostonians with celiac's disease who crave being with gay twinks.
Watch out for those drunk Mellons over there. They may try to make you their bottoms!
by Head Kelly March 31, 2009
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Lobster Buoy

A term to refer to large male genitalia of mentally retarded men.
Hey Mellon, get Neiler's Lobster Buoy out of your mouth and get help Head and I!
by Head Kelly January 08, 2014
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