Beef Curtains

The Two labias covering the female vagina
(the big saggy parts that look like cheeks)

"Look bob! god that woman has saggy beef curtains!"

by Hayley is the sex July 06, 2006

Cottage Cheese Pants

The dirty white bits in about your genitals. Smelly and looks a bit like cottage cheese, thus, resulting in your pants having residue of it on the pant fibres and smelling like a chippy!

"ewww he hasn't washed in days! i bet he has cottage cheese pants!"

by Hayley is the sex July 06, 2006