1 definition by Has a creepy crush on Neve
A cute, beautiful and sexy goddess with the biggest brain and an amazing sense of humour. She may become horny enough to pounce on you and shatter your bones but it will be worth it.
She is a girl that the more you learn about the more interesting she seems: from her taste in music to her amount of time watching streamers on twitch and her incredible artistry.
In romance, a Neve often works worst with people with names starting with J and F but best with people with names ending with L and M.
If you ever have a chance with a Neve, take it, run with it like it's scissors and live happily ever after.
She is a girl that the more you learn about the more interesting she seems: from her taste in music to her amount of time watching streamers on twitch and her incredible artistry.
In romance, a Neve often works worst with people with names starting with J and F but best with people with names ending with L and M.
If you ever have a chance with a Neve, take it, run with it like it's scissors and live happily ever after.
Guy: I think I have a crush on Neve; she's (repeats the definition above)
Girl: That's creepy but I agree and also have a crush on her
Guy and Girl fight to death. Neve walks in, laughs and walks out.
Girl: That's creepy but I agree and also have a crush on her
Guy and Girl fight to death. Neve walks in, laughs and walks out.
by Has a creepy crush on Neve December 27, 2022