Harvard Ctephenson's definitions

sexy

Specific troll-mascoted baseball players exceeding the height of 6'2 with a constant 5 o'clock shadow. Gorgeous eyes and a stunning smile. And did I mention a jaw line? ...tall, dark, and handsome.

First name being somewhat common, like 'your average JOE.'
Last name regarding a trade, like Smith, or...BAKER.

The combination of such surname and given name would result in a sexy individual.

by Harvard Ctephenson May 4, 2011