Definitions by Harry Wallington

smeckle 

Another word for cock, dick.

You are such a smeckle

smeckle by Harry Wallington March 19, 2004

choccy finger 

when you shove you finger up your arse and wave it under your friend's nose while he is asleep

Ben Wallington got choccy fingered last night.

choccy finger by Harry Wallington March 19, 2004