Definitions by Harry Shingles

Fiddle 

A strange beast who's name is often used to scare young children.
This creature is known to urinate anywhere and anywhere without prejudice.
Has mother issues and can often pass out without warning.

"Stop that or the Fiddle will get you"

"pffft, he drinks like a Fiddle"

Fiddle by Harry Shingles April 18, 2008