Definitions by Harry H. Hardstone

horse's patootie 

OLD SKOOL for ass, dumbass, moron, butt, horse's butt -- smell and all

Take the lens covers off the binoculars--you might see better.
Well, ain't I the horse's patootie!

Don't ASSuME. It makes a horse's patootie out of U and ME.

horse's patootie by Harry H. Hardstone January 14, 2010