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Definitions by Harrison Lee

frock toffee 

“Frocktoffee”



Spillage onto the garment of a young woman, often fluid of a seminal nature (see “harry monk”) resulting in matting of fibre.



E.g. after the harry cannon when off she complained most vocally that her new dress had been “frocktoffeed” thus not suitable to attend the funeral.
E.g. after the harry cannon went off she complained most vocally that her new dress had been “frocktoffeed” thus not suitable to attend the funeral.
"Frock toffee"
frock toffee by Harrison Lee June 3, 2007

harry cannon  

A mans penis. Harry as in Harry monk (seminal fluid, sperm or spunk). Cannon (penis) the weapon firing the "harry"
E.g. after the harry cannon went off she complained most vocally that her new dress had been “frocktoffeed” thus not suitable to attend the funeral.