Harold Chastington III Esq.'s definitions
The act of giving or receiving oral sex from a person who has undergone a tracheodomy (aka the smoker's hole).
Melissa gave me a smokey carpet for 3 hours. Thank God she had that surgery or else she would have choked!
by Harold Chastington III Esq. November 13, 2011
Get the Smokey Carpetmug.