4 definitions by Hard Hat Harold
A smurf bite occurs when a constuction worker takes a shit in a port-a-potty, and gets the splash back effect of the blue chemical water directly in the asshole. When the shit hits the water, causing a splash of blue liquid, the splash goes due north and collides directly with a dirty, most likely hairy, ass hole.
Eric: Dude, I just took a shit in the johnny on the spot over there, and low and behold, smurf bite!
John: Ick, I spray shit in that thing about 20 minutes ago.
Eric: I thought I notices two shades of brown on the toilet paper. Sick.
John: Ick, I spray shit in that thing about 20 minutes ago.
Eric: I thought I notices two shades of brown on the toilet paper. Sick.
by Hard Hat Harold February 9, 2010
When two gay dudes 69 each other, and the 69 consists of both licking each others assholes (salad), and choking on each others dicks (breadsticks). This is one of the most gayest acts.
Dude, I walked into my house last night and there is Jeff and Beardy, giving each other the ol' salad and breadsticks right on the fucking dining room table. I puked everywhere.
by Hard Hat Harold October 21, 2008
Dance move. When put to song could be the next big dance move among hip hop debutants. Directions are simple: First you put your hands up to your nipples (in dinosaur claw form), then you jump around like a stupid cripple. Its the hop, its the dinosaur hop.
by Hard Hat Harold October 5, 2008
When you serve an unsuspecting person a bowl of Cocoa Pebbles that has some small, similar shaped rabbit poops mixed in.
My friend Dan stopped over to trade some baseball cards. I gave him a nice delicious breakfast before trading.
by Hard Hat Harold September 3, 2019