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Root and recruit 

Fucking someone to get them to join a political cause.
Lucinda is gay but will do the old root and recruit for BLM

Straight bar 

1. A herosexual dancing and or drinking establishment.
2. A type of crime against humanity. An unspeakable horror
Freya: Do you want to go dance at the straight bar?
Freddy: I’d rather spoon out my eyes.