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Choke Artist

The Houston Astros choke every season whether it be in the playoffs or late in the regular season. What a dissapointing and frustrating team to watch.

Choke Artist by Hang me now and save me from the torture September 22, 2003

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Houston Astros

Underachieving choke artist team that can't win when it counts.

The Houston Astros have been swept again in the playoffs!

The Houston Astros have failed to win late in the regular season and have been eliminated from any playoff hope

Houston Astros by Hang me now and save me from the torture September 22, 2003

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