Definitions by Hamm Mann

Masturbaitor's Curse 

When you try to do something in quiet, and the volume or activity around you ONLY resumes the second you start.

God, i have gotten Masturbaitor's Curse so many damn times in the past minute, that it's almost insulting. Can't everyone else in the house just STOP MOVING?

Masturbaitor's Curse by Hamm Mann May 29, 2023