Definitions by Hamburger Criminal

Shader-Man 

Shader-man is the type of person that wears shaders all the time. He can also be a very good friend, he is very awesome and he is very cool.

Guy wearing Shades
Random guy: Wow! You look so cool
Guy wearing Shades: Yeah I know! I'm a Shader-man.

Shader-Man by Hamburger Criminal August 24, 2022

Hamburglar 

The Hamburglar is a person who stays in handicap stalls and he wipes shit all over the walls, he mostly draws smiley faces and has a big mac bun between his butt cheeks.

"I drew smile faces on the walls!"
"You must be the Hamburglar!"

Hamburglar by Hamburger Criminal August 24, 2022