Definitions by Hairy Red Lobster

Hairy Red Lobster 

When a guy whips out his junk as he jumps off a diving board.

Dude, see those chicks over there on the other side of the pool? I'll bet you 20 bucks you won't show em your hairy red lobster.

Hairy Red Lobster by Hairy Red Lobster February 12, 2021