Definitions by Hairy Hallie

clinka 

A small piece of smelly poo that clings to ur arse after uv had a poo. U need to use ur fingers to grab the clinka and tear it off ur bum cheek. Use a friend to do this. Andy smith has a clusta of clinkas.

Ow my clinka hurts! Pull it off Andy smith.

clinka by Hairy Hallie October 21, 2003