Definitions by Hairy Canuckles

Samsquanch

A large, long-haired, unassuming critter who haunts areas along the Brazos river. Carrys musical instruments and smells like body odor.

"Did you see the samsquanch on the Brazos river?"

"Yeah. He stinks. And his guitar is old and smelly."

Samsquanch by Hairy Canuckles August 10, 2019