Hairy Callahand's definitions

Helmet Clamming

“During aggressive fellatio, the act of hawking a loogie above average in size onto the head of a shiny erect penis.”

Even though I have a stacked todo list, I may not be able to get to everything because I’m supposed to go helmet clamming at 3 pm

by Hairy Callahand June 20, 2023

Palming Whiffle

The act of placing your hand on a man’a whiffle as he gags on your flesh dart.

Bruh, I palming whiffle so hard last night I got a hair splinter from Dale’s head!

by Hairy Callahand September 16, 2021