Definitions by HUGH HEFNER JR

skizoinka 

the ultimate lowdown dirty meatflapped hoof; the top of the totem pole of skankism

After ten shots of Old Crow even the local SKIZOINKAS were lookin good

skizoinka by HUGH HEFNER JR January 18, 2007

thirstclucker 

someoene willing to do anything to get high

when I was selling coke all the thirstcluckers noses looked as load ridden as there cheeks

thirstclucker by HUGH HEFNER JR January 18, 2007