Definitions by Gwyn Whitey
smug twat
Short fat man with receeding hairline. Studies law and whistles inanely. Can also be tall oafish Oxford born posh racist boy who doesn't think you should play rugby in the street and always has to have the last word. Rejects spiritualism, religion and others' opinions in general in favour of eating other people's food and listening to "soft" rock.
smug twat by Gwyn Whitey June 12, 2007