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Abstimonious

A portmanteau of abstemious and sanctimonious. A holier than thou feeling that comes from the recently abstemious.
Dave: Bob was so abstimonious at St. Patrick’s Day after recently beginning his sobriety journey.

Ben: I know as if he didn’t shit himself last week.
by Gwen Hilton November 28, 2024
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