Definitions by Gwen Hilton

Abstimonious 

A portmanteau of abstemious and sanctimonious. A holier than thou feeling that comes from the recently abstemious.

Dave: Bob was so abstimonious at St. Patrick’s Day after recently beginning his sobriety journey.

Ben: I know as if he didn’t shit himself last week.

Abstimonious by Gwen Hilton November 28, 2024