City Slicker

Also known as "Mr. Park Avenue Manicure", city slickers have three usually drive fancy German cars, and they are often seen wearing Gucci loafers. They are often defined by their lack of farming experience, attempting to plant things such as gummy bears on soil with a PH of 9.6 when they clearly need a 7.8 max.
Person 1: Well well, look at the city slicker pulling up in his fancy German car.
City slicker: This car was made in Guatemala!
Person 2: Well, PARDON US, Mr. "Gucci loafers".
City slicker: I bought these shoes from a hobo!
Person 1: Well, la-dee-da, Mr. "Park Avenue Manicure".
City slicker: I'm sorry, but I believe in good grooming.
Person 3: You ain't gonna grow nothing on the old Simpsons place, that's why yo daddy abandoned it!
City slicker: Oh, what do you know?
Person 3: Well, I know your soil PH is up around 9.6 and you need a 7.8 max.
City slicker: Oh, that's just superstition! You watch me, I'll grow something out there!
Person 3: Not if you're plantin' gummy bears!
City slicker: D'oh!
by Guyfromtotaldrama December 17, 2021
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Star Player

Supposedly the player with the best performance in one Brawl Stars game, but really it's just the R-T your Mortis random tried to kill during the entire game
Person 1: "Hey I managed to carry that game despite the fact that Mortis kept feeding the enemy R-T"
R-T: (is star player)
Person 1: "Is one mastery point short of Gold III mastery"
by Guyfromtotaldrama May 28, 2023
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