Definitions by Guy Strunk

Textite 

Textite : to use emoticons, punctuation and all capital letters when texting.

Are you mad at me? No, I WAS textited :)

He must love me, he was textiting me last night...?)

Textite by Guy Strunk September 8, 2014

craplunk 

The echoing sound of crap as it hits the water.

Honey, are you alright, I heard a huge craplunk and thought you may have fallen in.

craplunk by Guy Strunk May 25, 2006