Textite

Textite : to use emoticons, punctuation and all capital letters when texting.
Are you mad at me? No, I WAS textited :)

He must love me, he was textiting me last night...?)
by Guy Strunk September 08, 2014
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craplunk

The echoing sound of crap as it hits the water.
Honey, are you alright, I heard a huge craplunk and thought you may have fallen in.
by Guy Strunk May 25, 2006
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