Definitions by Guilty Feet
Keigomatriogluteomegaphobia
(noun)
The irrational and overwhelming fear of the unusually large buttocks belonging to Keigan's mom, often triggered by their perceived size, shape, or impact on the environment. This phobia may involve intense anxiety, distress, or a strong aversion when encountering images, mentions, or thoughts of said buttocks.
The irrational and overwhelming fear of the unusually large buttocks belonging to Keigan's mom, often triggered by their perceived size, shape, or impact on the environment. This phobia may involve intense anxiety, distress, or a strong aversion when encountering images, mentions, or thoughts of said buttocks.
"Ever since that fateful family gathering, Dave has been suffering from Keigomatriogluteomegaphobia—he can’t even look at a chair without feeling nervous."
Keigomatriogluteomegaphobia by Guilty Feet August 29, 2025