Definitions by Guillermo Pistol Dragon

Soggy West Virginia

When you release your "special fluids" on a close cousin.

I went to the family reunion and soggy west virginia'd my cousin Mary Sue.

When you jizz on the end of an umbrella and then open it to where the semen flies onto a close relatives face.

"Me and my sister where in the bedroom getting busy so i got the umbrella and gave her a West Virginia Thunderstorm.