Definitions by Guillermo Pistol Dragon

West Virginia Thunderstorm

When you jizz on the end of an umbrella and then open it to where the semen flies onto a close relatives face.

"Me and my sister where in the bedroom getting busy so i got the umbrella and gave her a West Virginia Thunderstorm.

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When you release your "special fluids" on a close cousin.

I went to the family reunion and soggy west virginia'd my cousin Mary Sue.

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