Definitions by Gucci Coochie

Gooch Cape 

When your stretch your sack across your gooch, then sticking your balls in to your ass, covering your gooch like a cape. In order to take it off, you have to poop your balls out.

Sally gave me blue balls, so I can't take off my gooch cape

Gooch Cape by Gucci Coochie February 10, 2019