Definitions by Gubby 2.0

Birkenstocks 

Lesbian footwear that people named Janell lust after, crave and ultimately purchase. This purchase will be mocked by all gubbies everywhere.

OMG! Those birkenstocks are so lesbian, Janell! Gubby does not approve.

Birkenstocks by Gubby 2.0 July 2, 2018