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Species most closely related to a Festee. Thus the Clifford Bens is known to dance uncontrollably and pass out on occasion. Not to be confused with a Blacked-Out Claire, the Clifford surrounds itself with people of all sorts. Most commonly spotted with the Groscoe or Little Rachel. This creature consumes most of its food late-night in forms of pizza and carbs. When the Clifford is in its learning environment, it's main source of caloric intake is caffeine in all forms, most typically, Coffee or Chai.
That crazy, Clifford Bens is at it again." OR "Hope that Clifford stops dancing long enough to grab some Spiced Chai from Donkey.
by Groscoe & Friends November 19, 2010

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