Greg Fitzpatrick's definitions

Emo Dave

A person named Dave, who more likely than not, is emotional aka emo. Therfore, his click can tag the nickname, "emo dave" to his resume. This kid can usually be found at the punk rock concerts, in the bathroom cutting himself, in the girls clothing stores, and clashing on guitars with his wannabe band (usually his best friends, who as well, are very emo) it should be noted emo is a disease and spreads among everyone this kid, dave, is connected to.)

You: Yo emo dave are those new jeans?

EmoDave: Nah, they're my sisters.

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You (to a kid whos just cut his wrists): Stop being such an emo dave! fuck!

by Greg Fitzpatrick September 16, 2008