Definitions by Greg C.

Shoat 

A compilation of two words both shitty and coat referring to a bad coat (or) in slang terms a shitty coat.

That guy has one helluva shoat!

Wear a good coat, not your old shoat.

Shoat by Greg C. December 11, 2006

sprife 

The combination of a spoon, fork, and knife and/or spork and a knife.

This sprife cuts food, forks food, and you can still use it with soup!

sprife by Greg C. December 6, 2006