Definitions by Grandmaster Dave

Knuckle-Butter

The peanut butter that ends up on your knuckles when your knife/spoon is shorter than the jar.

This tiny plastic knife is no match against that big ass jar of Jiff. Got me covered in the knuckle-butter...

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The solid chunk of semen that sometimes get stuck in your dick after sex.

When I took a piss this morning, a cum pellet shot out and piss flew everywhere.

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