Definitions by Grammy Sammy O

cranky napper

a person who wakes up from a nap so cranky they could chew their own arm off

I am so tired, but I can't have a nap because I am a cranky napper.

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The state one is in when they are awaiting the birth of a grandchild. Waiting to become a grandma. Also nannavating, waiting to become a nanna.

Sandy, did your daughter have her baby yet. Not yet, I am still gramulating.

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