Definitions by Grammy Gobbler

Kneefense 

When you’re trying to wake her up to get some, but she’s in the fetal position facing towards you and there’s no way to get to the goods, she’s playing kneefense

I was trying to get some from my wife last night, but she was playing some nasty kneefense.

Kneefense by Grammy Gobbler May 29, 2019