10 definitions by Gr8
"That bird last night was equipped with some monstrous wizard sleeves!"
Friend 1 - "What was her minge like?"
Mentally Scarred Friend - "Her pish flaps were huge!"
Friend 2 - "Wizard sleeves!"
Friend 1 - "What was her minge like?"
Mentally Scarred Friend - "Her pish flaps were huge!"
Friend 2 - "Wizard sleeves!"
by Gr8 October 12, 2007
(Scottish Ned slang) To request that a fair maiden partake in smoking one's pole and / or place one's testis in her mouth.
"Gonna gie us a gobble, hen?" - Would you perhaps like to service my manhood with your mouth, fair maiden?
"She wouldnae gie us a gobble, pal!" - She refused to partake in smoking my pole and / or did not allow me to place my testis in her mouth, good sir!
"She wouldnae gie us a gobble, pal!" - She refused to partake in smoking my pole and / or did not allow me to place my testis in her mouth, good sir!
by Gr8 August 20, 2009
(Scottish) A word used instead of "were not" creating an amalgamation of the two words it is replacing. It is normally used as a statement of disbelief.
Pronounced: wur-nay
Friend 1 - "Ah wis oan the telly last night." (I was on TV last night.)
Friend 2 - "Naw ye wurnae!" (No you were not.)
Friend 1 - "Ah wis born wi' two willies." (I was born with two male appendages.)
Friend 2 - "Dinnae talk pish ya dafty." (Stop telling lies, you silly person you.)
Friend 1 - "But ah really wis!" (I jest you not, 'tis the truth!)
Friend 2 - "Naw you wurnae, get tae fuck!" (No you were not, begone from here!)
Friend 1 - "Ah wis oan the telly last night." (I was on TV last night.)
Friend 2 - "Naw ye wurnae!" (No you were not.)
Friend 1 - "Ah wis born wi' two willies." (I was born with two male appendages.)
Friend 2 - "Dinnae talk pish ya dafty." (Stop telling lies, you silly person you.)
Friend 1 - "But ah really wis!" (I jest you not, 'tis the truth!)
Friend 2 - "Naw you wurnae, get tae fuck!" (No you were not, begone from here!)
by Gr8 February 20, 2008