Gr8's definitions

wizard sleeves

Curiously large and therefore flappy, vagina lips.

"That bird last night was equipped with some monstrous wizard sleeves!"

Friend 1 - "What was her minge like?"
Mentally Scarred Friend - "Her pish flaps were huge!"
Friend 2 - "Wizard sleeves!"

by Gr8 October 28, 2007

swagger

A way of walking, normally showing authority. To swagger is to walk with presence. There are several different kinds of swagger...

The Tesco Bag Swagger - to walk with clenched fists at waist height while swaying as though carrying heavy grocery bags in each hand.

The Terminator - To walk as though rigid, with no swaying whatsoever and as though an android on a mission.

DinGaf - ¨Do not give a f***¨ swagger - To walk without a care in the world, people get in your way... not a problem!

There are many more...

by Gr8 February 2, 2009

wurnae

(Scottish) A word used instead of "were not" creating an amalgamation of the two words it is replacing. It is normally used as a statement of disbelief.

Pronounced: wur-nay

Friend 1 - "Ah wis oan the telly last night." (I was on TV last night.)
Friend 2 - "Naw ye wurnae!" (No you were not.)

Friend 1 - "Ah wis born wi' two willies." (I was born with two male appendages.)
Friend 2 - "Dinnae talk pish ya dafty." (Stop telling lies, you silly person you.)
Friend 1 - "But ah really wis!" (I jest you not, 'tis the truth!)
Friend 2 - "Naw you wurnae, get tae fuck!" (No you were not, begone from here!)

by Gr8 February 20, 2008