schneb

(Also spelt shneb) An extremely large nose protruding from some unfortunates face. It's overall size and stature mean it cannot be put into the same bracket as a nose and so it becomes a whole new body part, known as a "schneb".

"Look at the size of that schneb!"
"Schneb!" (normally accompanied by pointing)
"With a schneb like that I'm surprised you can get the motorcycle helmet on!"
"For the last time, I do not have a schneb! It is a Roman nose!"

by Gr8 January 15, 2008

Gie us a gobble

(Scottish Ned slang) To request that a fair maiden partake in smoking one's pole and / or place one's testis in her mouth.

"Gonna gie us a gobble, hen?" - Would you perhaps like to service my manhood with your mouth, fair maiden?

"She wouldnae gie us a gobble, pal!" - She refused to partake in smoking my pole and / or did not allow me to place my testis in her mouth, good sir!

by Gr8 August 20, 2009

wurnae

(Scottish) A word used instead of "were not" creating an amalgamation of the two words it is replacing. It is normally used as a statement of disbelief.

Pronounced: wur-nay

Friend 1 - "Ah wis oan the telly last night." (I was on TV last night.)
Friend 2 - "Naw ye wurnae!" (No you were not.)

Friend 1 - "Ah wis born wi' two willies." (I was born with two male appendages.)
Friend 2 - "Dinnae talk pish ya dafty." (Stop telling lies, you silly person you.)
Friend 1 - "But ah really wis!" (I jest you not, 'tis the truth!)
Friend 2 - "Naw you wurnae, get tae fuck!" (No you were not, begone from here!)

by Gr8 February 20, 2008