schneb

(Also spelt shneb) An extremely large nose protruding from some unfortunates face. It's overall size and stature mean it cannot be put into the same bracket as a nose and so it becomes a whole new body part, known as a "schneb".

"Look at the size of that schneb!"
"Schneb!" (normally accompanied by pointing)
"With a schneb like that I'm surprised you can get the motorcycle helmet on!"
"For the last time, I do not have a schneb! It is a Roman nose!"

by Gr8 January 17, 2008

pyub

(Scottish) Singular variation of the word pubes to give it a more demeaning effect when using it in an insult and creating more comedy value for those around you when you say it.

Variations of spelling: Peyub, peeyub, piyub.
Pronounced: Pee-yub

"Shut your mouth ya wee pyub!"
"See you, you wee pyub, your gettin' chibbed!"
"Shut it, ya pyub!"

by Gr8 December 23, 2007

wizard sleeves

Curiously large and therefore flappy, vagina lips.

"That bird last night was equipped with some monstrous wizard sleeves!"

Friend 1 - "What was her minge like?"
Mentally Scarred Friend - "Her pish flaps were huge!"
Friend 2 - "Wizard sleeves!"

by Gr8 October 28, 2007