Definitions by Gossip Gary

Bloody Muffler 

Forcefully ducking down a puckered butthole resulting in a bloody mess

We found a trail of blood leading to AJs bedroom and he was curled up in a ball sucking his thumb. Looks like Mike really gave him a bloody muffler this afternoon

Bloody Muffler by Gossip Gary December 7, 2018

Desert Storm 

Violently using a cactus as a dildo.

Pat was walking like John Wayne and his pants were covered in blood. He must have done a Desert Storm

Desert Storm by Gossip Gary February 23, 2017