Definitions by Goonie Goo Goo

crap’n crash 

Noun | : a combination Murphy bed and outhouse. The shittiest of living accommodations.

Guy 1: My friend has some property in Maine. It’s like a cot in the sewer.

Guy2: oh you mean a Crap’n Crash!

crap’n crash by Goonie Goo Goo March 2, 2018