Definitions by Golden Hawk
Chomophobe
Person who has an intense hatred of pedophiles, especially if they feel the proper cure for pedophilia is to toss them feet first into a woodchipper.
Ryan got 10 years for beating the everloving tar out out of that kiddy diddler. He's such a chomophobe.
Chomophobe by Golden Hawk August 29, 2026
Garbage Grove
Garbage Grove by Golden Hawk July 19, 2026
Pinochle player
Another way of saying someone isn't playing with a full deck, aka someone who's not too bright. The phrase comes from the fact that pinochle is played with only 48 cards in a standard 52 card deck. Therefore, while playing pinochle, one is literally not playing with a full deck.
"You know how Jason had to take a DNA test to see if he's the father of Cassandra's baby? Well, he asked why she didn;t have to take a DNA test to see if she was the mother. My god, what a pinochle player."
Pinochle player by Golden Hawk April 29, 2026
Jason
A bully, especially a lunkhead jock with biceps for brains who prides himself on picking on those weaker than himself, and/or those who can't defend themselves.
Jason by Golden Hawk October 30, 2025
Jason
Lunkhead jock with biceps for brains, especially if he enjoys picking on those younger, smaller, and weaker than they are.
That senior on the football team who brags about beating up a junior high kid half his size is a total Jason. In fact, his name is Jsson.
Jason by Golden Hawk August 22, 2025
louisville lobotomy
louisville lobotomy by Golden Hawk April 30, 2024