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shortie

Female who is primarily interested in a short-term relationship.

Antonym of 'wifey'.
I do not enjoy staying committed to one girl, as my immature narcissistic world view prevents me from doing so. Therefore I maintain an alternating stable of shorties, due to my nature as a thoughtless womanizer ignorant of how my irresponsible actions affect others.
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