Definitions by Gloria Knowy

rasputin's surprise 

When a guy poison, stabs, shoots a girl, ties her up in a burlap sack, throws her in a river and if she survives, he jizzes in her ear. That's the surprise.

-What happened to Mary?
-Ah, her boyfriend gave her a Rasputin's Surprise.

rasputin's surprise by Gloria Knowy December 26, 2007