haggard anus

Beyond horrible gas, someone that has a ripe colon. Sometimes can be used to describe horrible shits.

This guy has a haggard anus. (or) This guy has haggard anus.

by Glen W. June 22, 2005

The duke of hazzard

A title/status given to a guy that comes through on everything.


Also a mega-talent.

This guy gave me a free ticket to the game, he's the duke of hazzard.


That guy is awesome on guitar, he's the duke of hazzard.

by Glen W. August 30, 2005