Definitions by Glen W.

hammer toe

Horribly manicured toes, foot fungus, and yellow toe nailed nasty wiggly bent awkward freakish toes.

In some cases, an infected toe, that is giant, and in extremely inflammed may be considered a hammer toe.

Dude, put your sock back on, your nasty hammer toe is freaking me out.

hammer toe by Glen W. June 22, 2005

Boomers 

When one takes an abnormally large dump.

I just took another boomer today. It was a 100 wiper.

Boomers by Glen W. June 22, 2005