Definitions by Glen Schraum

Folgers shortcake 

The act of correcting a woman who spills, taints, or otherwise commits an offense against Folgers coffee, by calling her a "fucking bitch", pushing her down and smashing the pot of hot Folgers coffee across her face, and ejaculating on her face immediately afterward.

See also, strawberry shortcake.

The waitress spilled my Folgers. I corrected her by applying a Folgers shortcake. I then returned to my seat to continue celebrating my son's birthday.

Folgers shortcake by Glen Schraum November 10, 2008