EMT: What happened to your face man?
Patient: My old lady came home from work early an caught me in the sack with another girl, then she hit me wit The Smooth.
EMT: The smooth?
Patient: Yea you know, The Smooth. The thing you use to smooth out the clothes with.
Patient: My old lady came home from work early an caught me in the sack with another girl, then she hit me wit The Smooth.
EMT: The smooth?
Patient: Yea you know, The Smooth. The thing you use to smooth out the clothes with.
by Getdown Gary July 11, 2008