Definitions by GetALife1234

TLOD

Acronym...Terminal Lack of Dick

When an heterosexual female or homosexual male goes a prolonged period of time without getting any action.

Friend: How ling has it been since you did the dirty
You: I swear B*tch I have TLOD your brother might do it for me!

TLOD by GetALife1234 August 28, 2016