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When your girlfriend thinks you're going to fuck her doggie-style, but at the last second you shove it up her ass. Her eyes open so wide in shocking surprise that they light up the whole room.
The room was so dark I couldn't find my car keys, so I gave my wife a Brooklyn lantern. I found them.
by Gern Cranium July 28, 2014
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