Urban Dictionary: Definitions by George Pooney

deez apples

Hey there biatch, why don't you bob for deez apples.

A hairy bush of a vagina with a tampon string hanging out of it, or possibly dangling in the wind.

Man, I was gonna munch that puss 'til I realized it was a mouse mat.

Look at ol' funky ass colostohe over there. Wonder if his bag is full?

A lesbian who enjoys eating raw flesh, primarily chewing on labia.

Damn, yo! Check out the DSLs on that hannibalesbian!

An extremely robust vagina, usually found on females with oversized labia or "laffy taffy".

"Daaaaaamn! Check out the meat box on that honey!"
"Pop that meat box"