Definitions by Gem Nius

Gymnastpist

A person who, during car camping, performs a controlled suspended hover outside a vehicle using one arm for support in order to urinate without fully leaving shelter or disrupting camp setup.

After a long night of car camping in the rain, I had to channel my inner gymnastpist and carefully hang from the roof handle while hovering out the back door so I didn’t have to fully leave the warmth of the car or risk being eaten by cannibals

Gymnastpist by Gem Nius May 10, 2026