Gav Bond's definitions

schrump

A strange mass of varying textures that is found on freshly cut lawn. It is a substance that can only be explained as alien poo.

I just mowed the lawn, put away the mower and when i returned i noticed schrump. I looked around, no culprit could be found. So I knew! Yes, I knew it was schrump.

by Gav Bond June 13, 2008