Being a Bally Boy is a classy ranking only the ritziest of gentlemen recieve. Upon earning such a high rank, your nobility will be rewarded. By your second year of maintaining this rank, you will gain access to the highest of shorts, the lowest of standards and the most exclusive weed markets in the suburbs. The Bally Boys are responsible for keeping the economy from collapsing, and should only be respected by an honorary smack on the bum.
by Gary Theodore June 13, 2023