Definitions by Gary Shteyngart's Lamest Fan

JBF 

Just butt-fucking. As in just kidding around.

"JBF, it means I'm 'just butt-fucking' with you. Just kidding, you know."

JBF by Gary Shteyngart's Lamest Fan September 11, 2010

TIMATOV 

Think I'm about to openly vomit.

Did she just not notice the menstruation stain on her pants before she put them on? TIMATOV.

TIMATOV by Gary Shteyngart's Lamest Fan September 11, 2010